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Razno - Mato - 03-06-2014
Razno - admin - 03-06-2014
Tale je huda ja... :D
Razno - mr.T - 09-06-2014
Tile albanci pa hecno 'anonimizirajo' folk na fotkah,črta čez nos pa je.
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Razno - Barbapapa - 09-06-2014
če si prav pogledal, jo ima tisti, ki je brez sončnih špeglov čez oči. :)
Razno - mr.T - 09-06-2014
opazil a vseno tole je nov stil 'obdelave' v MS Paint
Razno - markojelen - 09-06-2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8TX4viQ3v4
Razno - Mato - 13-06-2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ux3oiWELIQ
Razno - Mato - 15-06-2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR39DErszRE
Razno - mr.T - 15-06-2014
;)
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Razno - Mato - 16-06-2014
What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you
1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase.
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound.
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking.
5. Access the Internet.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven.
7. Take a deep breath and open this site.
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.
Razno - Mato - 16-06-2014
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'.
'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also'
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!'
Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers!!!!
Razno - Mato - 17-06-2014
FARM KID JOINS THE MARINES Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up right quick before all of the places are took. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m.But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing! Guys got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the city boys that liveon coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fedagain. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on 'route marches,' which the Drill Instructors say are long walks to harden us. If they think so, it's not my place to tell them different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The D.I.s are like school teachers. They nag a lot. The Captain is like theschool board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don'tbother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting high-fives for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head, don't move none - and it ain't shooting back at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it.You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes! Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break kinda easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'6" and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
Your loving daughter,Bonnie
Razno - Melly - 17-06-2014
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Razno - mr.T - 19-06-2014
;)
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Razno - saramak - 19-06-2014
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Razno - Melly - 19-06-2014
Tale je na isto temo.
http://www.froot.nl/posttype/froot/dit-is-de-beste-wk-reclame-en-hij-duurt-maar-40-seconden/
Razno - saramak - 19-06-2014
http://i.imgur.com/nfr8Dj7.gif
Razno - saramak - 19-06-2014
(tole je sicer že staro, ampak še vedno se smejem vsakič ko vidim):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azBz0DGuu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_Q8C_67jY
Razno - Mato - 19-06-2014
http://precisionrifleblog.com/
Razno - Mato - 24-06-2014
http://i1005.photobucket.com/albums/af177/sirhrmechanic/funeral_zps00f39d3b.jpg