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[markojelen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45L5GZg1HA

[Mato]

Reasons for Sensitivity Training

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!



The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.



Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.



The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.



A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"



I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."



My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.



The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

[Mato]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meiU6TxysCg


The interesting aspect of the Fairness Study is pretty much the Democratic and Socialist Agenda. Animals expect to be treated fairly for the same work. Here are two monkeys side by side who have a task of giving a stone for a piece of food. When the money on the left sees he is only getting a cucumber for the same task the other gets a grape, they protest throwing the cucumber at the attendant. The Socialists expect the same reward for different tasks.

[mr.T]

:D
[url][/url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Bh-Dj5o4Q#t=63

[Mato]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-21...sorry-them

[Melly]

"Barf. What a load of apologetic, counterproductive, politically correct nonsense. Sheeple don't deserve pity and remorse; they deserve contempt and euthanasia."

Dobra.

[Mato]

:) Sem tudi opazil ta comment da..

[Mato]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umFnrvcS6AQ

Sigurno bo koristilo komu :)

[markojelen]

http://www.epicfail.com/2013/11/25/armed...mpilation/

[Robert]

...... zaj vemo, zakaj oz. kako:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyZg3BUZHFs

=))

[Mato]

Tests and homophobia are all well and good, but in the end it comes down to how you manage your relationships.

It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation.

When I took early retirement a year ago, it became necessary for Nancy to get a full-time job both for extra income and for health insurance benefits that we need. She was a trained lab tech when we met thirty some years ago and was fortunate to land a job at the local medical center as a phlebotomist. It was shortly after she started working at this job that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age.

I usually get home from fishing or hunting about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts supper. I try not to yell at her when this happens. Instead, I tell her to take her time. I understand that she is not as young as she used to be. I just tell her to wake me when she finally does get supper on the table. She used to wash and dry the dishes as soon as we finished eating. It is now not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after supper. I do what I can by reminding her several times each evening that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to help her get them done before she goes to bed.

Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When she was younger, Nancy used to be able to go up and down the stairs all day and not get tired. Now that she is older she seems to get tired so much more quickly. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of this. As long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I am willing to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to Monday's lodge meeting or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club or to Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling or something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends things like shampooing the dog, vacuuming, or dusting. Also, if I have had a really good day fishing, this allows her to gut and scale the fish at a more leisurely pace.

Nancy is starting to complain a little occasionally. Not often, mind you, but just enough for me to notice. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any, if you know what I mean.

When doing simple jobs she seems to think she needs more rest periods than she used to have to take. A couple of weeks ago she said she had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I overlook comments like these because I realize it's just age talking. In fact, I try to not embarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. I tell her that as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me and take her break by the hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep.

I could go on and on, but I think you know where I'm coming from. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Nancy on a daily basis. I'm not saying that the ability to show this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible. No one knows better than I do how frustrating women can become as they get older. My purpose in writing this is simply to suggest that you make the effort. I realize that achieving the exemplary level of showing consideration I have attained is out of reach for the average man. However guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less often because of this article, I will consider that writing it was worthwhile.

[357]

Tudi Frankonia ni več tisto, kar je bila...

http://www.frankonia.de/927324/365441/pr...oryId=7256

[Melly]

So hitro popravili...

[357]

> Melly said:> So hitro popravili...

Kaj?
Pri meni še vedno piše revolver S&W model Colt Python...

[Mato]

http://2012portal.blogspot.com/

:) :) :)

[Mato]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9c4_1386672510

[Uroš Palhartinger]

...jst bi tut meu takšno skulpturo :P

[Kristian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFg21x2sj-M

[Uroš Palhartinger]

Ruska novinarka v krasnovianski armadi...

http://www.24ur.com/video-ruska-voditelj...v-jok.html