Razno

[Klemenc]

https://www.facebook.com/bbcnews/videos/...618662217/

:D

[WMR17]

Hotel sem utopiti vse svoje skrbi in težave. Ampak žena žal ni hotela v vodo.

[Kristian]

Dve prijateljici sedita na kavi...
- a ti zmeraj poveš možu ko ti pride?
- ne zmeraj, ne mara da ga kličem v službo...

[Kristian]

Učiteljica nariše pimpek na tablo.

- Otroci, kaj je to?
Mulc dvigne roko: jaz vem, moj oči ima dva taka.
Učiteljiva, začudena: a kar dva? Kako pa to?
Mulc: moj oči ima dva, enega majhnega za lulat in tavelikega da si mamica z njim zobe umiva...

[mr.T]

Najnovejši inžinirji in dohtarji za uvoz

This is not the face of ISIS the Western governments want us to see, they want us to remain scared.
However, what is significant about this video is nothing to do with taking any kind of vicarious pleasure in seeing mercenary criminals in distress; rather, it is what those mercenaries have to say.

Note that they say they were recruited in Turkey, told that the Kurds were their enemies and promised money and a Syrian passport so they could go to Europe as a ‘Syrian refugee’.

This is solid proof of what we have known for some time – that many of the ISIS fighters were recruited from the population of the refugee camps along the Turkish side of the border with Syria.
Furthermore, it throws additional light on Turkey’s creation of a covert army within Europe.

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2016/05/08/...nt-method/

[smrkec]

zašto se tajnice zovu tajnice?

svi je jebu a ona taji:)

[Kristian]

Po tekmi na brdovitom Balkanu, po tretjem pajceku in petem pivu, Zlatko reče Klemnu:
Ejga, veš kaj sem ugotovu...
Klemen: Kaj?
Zlatko: Ko se stvari segrejejo, se razširijo.
Klemen: Ja, in... ?
Zlatko: Torej, jaz nisem širok, jaz sem samo vroč!

[bob78]

http://9gag.com/gag/aYe3dmq?ref=mobile

[glock34]

 . . .
Zlatko: Ko se stvari segrejejo, se razširijo.
Klemen: Ja, in... ?
Zlatko: Torej, jaz nisem širok, jaz sem samo vroč!

Ejga Kristjan, mam občutek, da t je barjansk blat zaliu možgane al pa maš doma veganko pa si silom prilike tud ti vegan . 

meso + temperatura  =  ???

Posluš ti diletant, uzem en lep svinjski kotlet, pa ga dej na žar pa boš sam vidu koko ti ga bo visoka temperatura razširla , če ti bo to najdražja dovolila, seveda.


LP

[mr.T]

 

[Uroš Palhartinger]

Pijanec Juncker

[mr.T]

Politično korektno pa standardih zelenih.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzaZTEc0p7Q#t=85

[markojelen]

[Uroš Palhartinger]

AR15 "gutling gun"... Prinicip deluje tudi na drugem polavtomatskem orožju...

[markojelen]

[markojelen]

[dreta]

Wolkswagen EKO3 mašina!??

[markojelen]

[Floyd]

Iščem specifikacije za BH C1212, google pa med drugim izvrže tole:

[Robert]

ena huda, samo je ne morem najti mimo FBja
https://www.facebook.com/Picsters/videos...nref=story